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Superhero Haikus

I have seen some superhero haikus before, but they were tame as hell and not all that funny. Too bad, because the concept is great! I throw down these for your amusement, and encourage you all to make your own (feel free to post them here).


Silver Surfer
A deal to save home
My balls seem to be missing
Now I just lament

Speedball
Stupid and reckless
Nitro blew up a whole school
Now I'm the new fish

Batman
Unbelievable
Ret-conned a pervert and dumb
Frank Miller hates me

Lobo
Fraggin' bastiches!
Made me cute Chibi Lobo
Glad "Young Justice" stopped

Aquaman
King of Atlantis
Don't have to be moody sort
But it sure does help

More to come as I find myself with too much time on my hands... which is pretty often. ;)

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Only one comment:

Ben Grimm
No ‘peach pit’ jokes, please
And, sheesh, thank you very much,
I don’t like kumquats.
j m rowland () (link) - 12 19 06 - 14:50

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