Get me in a room with these assholes...
I typically spend about 10 minutes a day cleaning trackback and comment spam out of the blog section. I have tried using my blog's basic IP blocking tool, but that is like covering your face in a sandstorm by holding your outstreched hand in front of you. I broke down and found some good third-party spam protection, and after figuring out how to set it up and doing a little testing I feel semi-confident that they aren't getting back in at all.I am pissed that the method I had to use requires anyone posting a comment to enter a numeric passkey, but that is far less of a burden on me, and as I have said before I am not here for all of you... you are all here for me. ;) Anyway, I recently heard that a Russian software programmer held a boxing contest between himself and a pirate he found selling his software at a swap meet. He also whipped the guy's ass in the ring. I like to think it is because he had righteous fucking anger on his side, but I would love MY shot. Call me stupid, and others have, but I would fight Arnold friggin' Scwartzynugget in a bare-knuckle brawl if I were pissed enough... and I might just win. I have whipped some big dudes in my time, because they thought they were having a fight and I thought I was battling to the death
Maaaaaaaaan, I want in the ring with the assholes that keep spamming me. 5' 2" 400 pounds, living in his parent's basement at 46? I could beat that into a fucking pudding. 7' 2" and 275 pounds of iron muscles? Don't care, the knees still break about the same as a little guy. AARRRRRGGGGG!!!!! KILL!!!!! KILL!!!!! KILL!!!!!
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